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A Felony of Birds

by Harris Tobias
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CHRONON--Time Travel

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The Stang

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On Blah

by Harris Tobias


Greetings from the planet Blah. On Blah we are amused at the excitement generated by your elections. We don’t get excited on Blah. Our elections are small affairs attended only by the candidate’s family. The candidate with the biggest family usually wins. Anyone can vote in our elections but nobody does.
 

On Blah no candidate would ever run on a platform of change. Nothing ever changes on Blah, it is not allowed. If anyone accidentally changed anything they would be made to put it back the way it was and then apologize.
 

There is no campaigning on Blah, no lawn signs, no speeches and definitely no conventions. A candidate for office simply pins a sign to his jacket saying his name and the office he or she is running for. On election day his family votes for him.
 

There are no debates on Blah or, if there are, no one cares enough to watch them. A debate on Blah would sound like this:
    Speaker 1: Would you repeat the question please?
    Speaker 2: What question is that?
    Moderator: Weren’t you listening?
    Speaker 1: Are you talking to me?
    This might go on for an hour until everyone was asleep.

 

We don’t cook on Blah, we order take out from one of three places: Big China, Big Taco and Big Burger. It’s been years

On Blah  you can aspire to work for a big company, the government or the medical profession. Life on Blah is perfect. Everyone is happy. Wish you were here.




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Books by Quantum Muse contributors and friends.
A Felony of Birds

by Harris Tobias
The Greer Agency

by Harris Tobias
Assisted

by Harris Tobias
Hold The Anchovies

by Harris Tobias
Alien Fruit

by Harris Tobias
Peaceful Intent--Stories of human/Alien Interaction

by Harris Tobias
CHRONON--Time Travel

by Harris Tobias
The Stang

by Harris Tobias


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