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Sign Change Dot Com

From their FAQ page:

1. Can I really change my sign?

Yes, absolutely. Thanks to a new ruling from the International Astrological Society, the governing body for all things zodiacal, it is now possible for anyone to have their sign legally changed.

2. Does this mean I have to change my birthday?

No. Your birthday remains the same, only your astrological sign changes. For example, if your birthday is July 4th and you were born a Taurus but have always felt an affinity for Gemini's, you can now apply for a sign change and, once granted, only Gemini horoscopes will apply.

3. Can you really change the stars?

It is not possible to change the stars but since the stars foretell your actions, your changing signs has already been foretold and you are only fulfilling your destiny by changing signs.

4. If Iím not happy with my new sign, can I change it?

Yes, you can change signs as often as you wish. You can try all the signs until you find the one that is right for you.

5. If Iím not happy with my new sign can I get my old sign back?

You can change back to you old sign free of charge within sixty (60) days. After sixty days there will be a small service charge.

6. Can I change someone elseís sign?

No, you can only change your own sign.

7. Will my horoscope really change?

Yes, you can start following your new horoscope immediately upon receipt of your official certificate.

8. What if Iím not sure what sign I should be?

You can consult with our experts or fill out the simple form here. Our trained technicians can help you find the sign that best fits your expectations.

9. How will I know my sign has changed?

You will receive an official certificate in the mail. This handsome certificate is printed on high quality stock and embossed with the official seal of the International Astrological Society as well as the Institute For Astrological Change.

About us: 

The Institute for Astrological Change (IAC) was founded in 1915 in Thungendin, Germany, by Count Conrad Viesbaum, one of Europeís most celebrated astrologers. Early in his distinguished career, Count Viesbaum noticed that not every soul matched their horoscope. Several of his clients claimed to be trapped in the wrong birth sign and begged for a way out.

The Count, a sympathetic man, searched through his vast library of astrological literature searching for a way to help these unfortunate souls. For many years he searched in vain for a way to alter the stars. At last he found an answer and presented his bold plan at the International Astrological Society Convention in Berlin in 1927. His ideas were met with skepticism and derision by his peers and for many years his work was lost.

In 1953 the founder of Sign Change Dot Com, one Wilber Amherst, found Count Viesbaumís papers in the archives. He brought them to the attention of the board and this time they were met with approval. The Institute for Astrological Change was born. In the decades since, the rules and procedures for astrological change have been codified and refined. And now, thanks to technology, this profound change is now affordable and readily available and, best of all, only a phone call away.

Horoscope Incompatibility or HI is far more common than you think. Recent studies conducted by The IAC have determined that as many as 25% of humanity suffer from one form or another of HI. Some people need only move their birth dates a few days in either direction, others by several months. Whatever the case help is available. 

Sign Change Form:

Take our free personality fitness test to see how you match up. Are you compatible with your sign? Check the box that best describes you:

                         ē Iím outgoing, timid, shy in social situations

                         ē Iím always, never, seldom happy to meet people

                         ē I cry easily, seldom, often

                         ē I love to laugh, dance, read

                         ē My love life is good, okay, terrible

                         ē I shop, eat, sleep when depressed

 

Testimonials:

I cannot begin to tell you how much different I feel now that I am no longer a Sagittarius. Changing my sign has changed my life. Thank you Sign Change Dot Com.

From Ms. Veronica Testarrosa of Camden, New Jersey

My personality never matched my birth sign. For years I suffered from bad advice and false hope. I was a Pisces trapped in the body of a Capricorn. Horoscopes never worked for me but now my life and my stars are finally in sync.

From Mr. Alexander Pinscer Sr of Beacon Heights, Maryland

I was the butt of jokes and constant teasing at work because my horoscope was always so far off. I was born a Sagittarius but I could tell I was a Libra. I never thought I could be my true self until a friend turned me on to IAC. Thanks for helping turn my life around.

Donald Farnarb, Dayton. Ohio

Whenever a guy would ask me what my sign was at a singles bar I would cringe. I was too embarrassed to tell him I was a Cancer. I would always lie and say Aquarius. Thanks to IAC I donít have to lie anymore.

Gail Gilmore, New York City

Contact Us:

Call today toll free 1-800-CHANGE ME. Thatís 1-800-452-8437. Have your credit card handy. You will be charged a one time fee of $89.99. Call now, our horoscope technicians are standing by.


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2016-07-01 05:03:50
micheledutcher - Very funny! I match my sign - I'm a LEO the Lion, the best astrological sign in this world or any world. I like to prowl around and roar a lot when I get antsy. It's funny when people take these signs seriously -but it can often be a way to break the ice.




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